So I've been a wee bit slack.

According to the Urban Dictionary:
(And my Super Geek)

Meme (noun)
1 : an idea, belief or belief system, or pattern of behavior that spreads throughout a culture either vertically by cultural inheritance (as by parents to children) or horizontally by cultural acquisition (as by peers, information media, and entertainment media)

2 : the fundamental unit of information, analogous to the gene in emerging evolutionary theory of culture.( In blogspeak, an idea that is spread from blog to blog.)

I the spirit of slackness I completely stole that preceding paragraph from the Super Geek Goddess at coalminersgd.blogspot.com. She seems to be taunting me by indicating that I may have fizzled out with my blog just because I haven’t written anything since August. I’ll have you know that I haven’t fizzled, I’ve been resting, or slacking if you prefer. You know I could always publish my scathing dissection of your Stephen Hawking email quote Super Geek. It’s not like I haven’t been writing and ranting at all. Regardless, I’ve enjoyed my time off for the most part. So OK Geek I’ll do the silly exercise just to get you off my back.

1. Your rock star name: (first pet, current car) – Well being that most of my pets were female I’m going to cheat a little bit here and fast forward to one of my male Parrots because Prissy Solstice or Samantha Odyssey just isn’t working for me. I’ll have to go with Sundance Solstice or Harley Odyssey both of which by the way are kick ass names.

2. Your gangster name: (favorite ice cream, favorite cookie) – Praline Snickerdoodle. I can smell your fear already!

3. Your fly guy/girl name: (first initial of first name, first 3 letters of last name) – Jbro. Nahhh. This does nothing for me.

4. Your detective name: (favorite color, favorite animal) – Black Falcon. Now this would work so much better as a Superhero name but I’ll take it.

5. Your soap opera name: (middle name, birth city) – Paul Decatur. This sounds more like a porn star.

6. Your Star Wars name: (first 3 letters of last name, first 2 letters of first name) – Brojo! Sup bro! Put that in your light saber and smoke it!

7. Superhero name: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink and add "the") – Green Tequila! Evil doers be HIC! be HIC! Be HIC-UP! Beware!
I could also substitute Red Rum! ( That’s murder backwards for the three of you who never saw Jack Nicholson in The Shinning) or Red Whiskey!
I love them all equally!

8. NASCAR ( Which by the way is all caps Super Geek! Show some respect!)name: (first names of your grandfathers) – This one is sooo NASCAR! Ed Tillman wins the Daytona 500! Unfortunately Simeon Benjamin crashed out early when ol Ed got in behind em and got em loose and put er into the wall. P.S. Ed would like to thank God, Goodyear, Gatorade and the crew of the Makers Mark Chevy Impala SS for their support in this momentous win. See how well that works? Oh, and sorry bout your car Super Geek, but that’s what happens when you bring a Toyota to a NASCAR race!

9. Stripper name: (favorite perfume, favorite candy) – Very Cool Fireballs.
Yep I’m proud of this one. I really don’t think I need to elaborate other than this is a combination of Tommy Bahamas Very Cool and of course Fireballs!

10. Witness Protection name: (mother's and father's middle names) – Ann Delaine. That would work good on account that they would never think to look for me as a woman.


OK… Are we happy now Super G? Or should I say Dawn Charleston?
Which by the way sounds like a smoking hot weather girl.